cocklesby's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The George Bush Show 3]

Another Gem

The cartoon is hilarious, maybe not QUITE as good as the second, but still damn good. And whats even funnier are some of the reviews you are getting from some of the morons who inhabit newgrounds.

[The Secret Speech]

chris morris is the man

Great animation and an excellent interpretation of a Chris Morris audio. If you want to see my interpretation of a different Chris Morris audio, have a look here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=61879

[Tales of the Scarecrow]

wow

Hmmm, my biggest problem with that was...NOTHING!!! That was fucking great. Excuse my intellectual critique.

[This is Life]

great

pretty bleak stuff, very little hope. But also sadly very reflective of our world. Very well done.

[Clock MOON Rising]

Holy Crap!!

At first I thought it might be just another stupid clock movie because of the ridiculous title you've given it. But I was pleasantly surprised when it turned out to be a really styilised and gorgeous animation. Unlike other people here, I thought the sound was perfect for it. Do more, Now!

[bad attitude]

Very nice

Even though your comments are snobby enough to make me want to vote a big fat 0, I'm afraid the movie is too good to let me do that. Nice one.

DonQuixote responds:

I apologise if I came off as a little snobbish. That is never my intent. My only excuse, and I know that it's not much of one, is that I'm getting rather frustrated with everyone who wastes my time with their stupidity. I'm getting rather cynical in my old age, I'm afraid.

However that doesn't mean that I think I'm better than everyone -- I'm not victim to that kind of snobbishness (I hope). On the contrary, I just expect everyone to be as smart as, if not smarter than, I am. I tend to get a bit disappointed when they're not.

I end with this quote:
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit. -- Elbert Hubbard

[Sleep Well]

Great potential

Thats phenomenal for your FIRST flash movie. Make lots more, get even better, I'll keep my eyes open for you.

["From my Room"]

review

One word - wow.

[Legend of Zelda: My fiire]

review

Thats not system of a down, its more likely estradasphere. You were right about one thing though, this movie sucks. I'm sure you'll improve though.

[Bin Laden's Christmas]

review

Very nicely done for a first try, but the Bin Laden shit is getting a little stale. Besides, hes not such a bad guy.